Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

blitzzXXore

term meaning getting so high that you think blitzzXXore a actual word.

''i was so blitzzXXore last night''
''thats not a word...''

by tozzzo March 18, 2009

Text Blitzkreig

Texting someone the same text about 50 times in order to make them think they are popular/ break their phone.

texting someone "Text Blitzkreig" 50 times

by rodgstar June 16, 2010

get blitzed

a workout program that involves the use of muscle-enhancing supplements which is guaranteed to transform a 100 pound scrawny white boy into a 200 pound bulked up force to be reckon with.

"Are you taking muscle milk?"

"Yeah, I'm fixin' to get blitzed son."

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 7, 2005

blitz

To wipe out any sign that there was information there before.

I've just blitzed the pc.

by James Clark February 14, 2004

blitz

n. - Shortened form of the fitness blitz.

v. - To partake in a fitness blitz.

"Want another beer?"
"No thanks man, I just started my blitz."
"Oh, just for the new year?"
"Nah, I've been blitzing since Thanksgiving"

by MEEEEE KO January 21, 2008