batteries

visiting your crush in the hospital after a minor fit. you want to help recharge his batteries but you're not sure you are the right one for the job.

hi, i want to sit with you for a while and remind you of a future that can be bright if we want it. and when youre better and your batteries recharged, i would love to be in it, hold you in my arms and never look back again.

by Krkič January 23, 2020

Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

Betted

When you should have bet against the king of freight.

Coach Shawntrail said "he should have betted they would not start the truck until 7am.

by Empire Z May 4, 2021

Battery Acid

Any kind of monster energy drink and alot of candy inside of it.

girl: Ayo my new battery acid drink was fucking sick

Guy: what the fuck is Battery acid

girl: you dont know what battery acid is? your not fucking living dude

by hoeyaa June 1, 2021

earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

Thumb Butted

When you stick your thumb in a girls butt during sex. You've gotta love it like it's your last.

Person 1: Yooo how was your night?? Did that girl sleep over?
Person 2: Ya lmao I thumb butted I think I love her.

by BigKidsAreLarge November 8, 2016