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Israeli Battle Rifle

A sexual finishing move in which you scream "ISRAELI BATTLE RIFLE!" and then you proceed to dry shove your cock in your partner's ass. Once in you proceed to piss and wait until the urine shoots out your partner's nose.
"The bitch thought I was done then I hit her with the Israeli Battle Rifle.
by _Kryptonic_ May 1, 2022
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Obsolete Battle Show

Obsolete Battle Show (also shortened as obs) is the third season of an object show called Calculated Battle Grounds with the host, Calculatory. It's all hosted on YouTube and theres a total of 28 contestants in the show
pelase please please watch it im begging you its so good and silly i love it
obsolete battle show is such a silly little object show on youtube, go watch it NOW grnnnn

Pill Bottle: Which makes me the smart one, and you the smart two!
Blender: Great..
by juggalorave October 30, 2022
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Night Battle

The term "Night Battle" is used to describe intimate physical relations between a human and a KAN-SEN. The term was first used by the YouTuber Doujingod78 in his video detailing the legality of sleeping with a ship girl from the popular Japanese gacha game "Azur Lane."

The video in question concluded that it was indeed very illegal to have physical relations with a ship girl.
Takao: Where have you been going on Wednesday nights Atago? Its beginning to affect your abiltiy to attend training on time.

Atago: Oh, I have been training Takao. The Commander has been gracious enough to engage with me in some Night Battles, hehe~
by The_Infinite_Void January 7, 2023
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One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.
by Robin...hood January 29, 2009
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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battle

Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.
Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.
by John February 13, 2008
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Battle of Chateauguay

Fought October 26th, 1813, between the American forces under the command of Genl. Hampton and an entirely Canadian force under the command of Charles de Salaberry.

De Salaberry divided his force of 1500 Canadian regulars, militia and indians, between 5 lines of defence, constructed out of wood, known as Abatis. Using the river to cover his left flank, and the forest to cover his right, de Salaberry awaited the inivitable American attack. As an added precaution, he also destroyed the bridges leading to the defenses, which would make it impossible for the American Artillery to join in battle later.

The Americans were aware of his position, and made plans to flank it. One brigade, with 1500 soldiers, crossed the Chateauguay river and proceeded through the wilderness without a road or usefull guide. It wound up spending the entire night on the march.

When the fighting commenced, the Americans engaging the first abatis were unable to scatter its defenders (although a skirmish line before the defenses withdrew at the opening of the battle). Meanwhile the other brigade across the river found itself assailed by two companies of Canadian militia, and under fire from more soldiers across the river.

Despite being horribly outnumbered, (out of a force of 1500, only about 320 actually participated in the fighting), the Canadians convinced the Americans that they, in fact, were the ones outnumbered. Using the force's trumpets, the Americans were made to believe more soldiers were advancing unseen through the woods.

This, plus the Canadians' feisty defense, compelled Hampton to withdraw his army. In the process, he also abandoned the bridade which had crossed the river the previous day, forcing them to construct a bridge to escape later.

In a rather embarrassing event, a number of American officers were seen asking for assistance to cross the river, having abandoned their troops in the woods. These officers were ignored.

After the battle, Hampton revealed that his force had taken some 50 casualties. Other estimates probe far higher, but the Canadians themselves offer the best guess at America's loss, documenting that they buried more than 40 American dead. Canadian losses were officially 2 dead, 17 wounded, and a number missing. However, other documents place dead ranging from 4-5, wounded from 17-22, and up to 5 missing.

According to legend, the Canadians who formed the skirmish line before the abatis, camouflaged themselves with cloaks woven from fallen red maple leaves.
kid: "What's the battle of Chateauguay?"
guy: "A disaster for the Americans; a forgotten triumph for Canadians."
by Offenso September 3, 2005
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