Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

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Basile

C’est un petit fdp qui fait le mec tout le temps et qui redouble 24 fois chaque année. Il est tellement con que il veux se battre avec tout le monde

Basile est une petite pute

by Fososjennffmsjsjd June 5, 2020

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Banilla

Often offered at McDonald's, but you end up disappointed. It's just vanilla, not a magical Banana/Vanilla milkshake you'd expect.

We have banilla, strawberry, chocolate and banana.

by It Is Only For Exit! September 30, 2020

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Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

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A basilisk is a step up from a ‘gammon’, normally an older white man who still holds views from the 1930’s. He differs from the common British gammon as he is intelligently cruel and has probably become successful off the back of his cunty racist disposition; if the gammon is pink and noisily prejudiced, the basilisk is a grey cured sausage of thinly-veiled hateful bastardness. As the gammon matures, he becomes saggier and infinitely more bigoted, resulting in the birth of mankind’s subspecies of ultimate wankers, the basilisk.

Did you see that Giles Brandreth on QI? He ruined the entire fucking thing, the basilisk cunt.

by BunyanBowl January 14, 2021

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