mischa barton

a slutty girl who thinks she's pretty

oh, she's acting like mischa again

by Tannie March 31, 2005

Bartolozzi

A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.

This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.

A Bartolozzi can be spotted at any "bro" function within a 200 square mile radius of Modeto, CA. This individual prides him/herself in maintaining an unkempt appearance; smelling of garlic, LOL, macaroni, and wet cloth. Bartolozzi stems from the Latin word "praetendere," which means "pretentious." If seen, remain calm and do NOT reply to his/her statement of "om nom nom."

ROFL
LOL
Bartolozzi
bro
douche bag
pariah
om nom nom

by The Architect's architect February 5, 2010

Baratookytooky

a game plan for a night of mischeif

taken from Clockwork Orange's "Baratoox"

"Yo Gabrizzio what is the Baratookytooky for trashing Bad Boss Jenkins house?"

by marcu$ May 3, 2004

Bagtown

alias for the town of Sackville, Nova Scotia, Cananda

Hey, What are you doing later?

Helping a friend move from Halifax to Bagtown, dood

by MC Kronik October 25, 2011

bantos

to have lots of good fun

" oh jeez dude....i had so much bantos with sam G yesterday...he is the faffin bantos like."

by claire bantos November 21, 2006

mischa barton

An ugly, non talent girl, who looks like a forty year old woman, and sounds like a man.

"Wow, that forty two year old smoking waste looks and sounds like Mischa Barton!"

by Lindsay_Lou July 16, 2006

barcode

An expression of dispair that we are no longer people with identites, but just a differing array of black lines to catalogue our pityful existence.

Barcode Can be used also on "Daniel Fish Boy" - 99 penny at local fish market!!

by Aidan Barcode April 10, 2006