bending backwards 

Going out of your way/speaking up to do something unnecessarily - usually in defence or to protect someone. And it is usually associated with naivety or idiocy, even.

Stop bending backwards to defend the prime minister. True, he's not necessarily bad in this case, but it's not like he's some hero, all of a sudden.

bending backwards by KrikenKing March 2, 2010

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench by Strafferen September 16, 2009

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

attacking backwards 

Nowadays, used to comically describe a retreat in online battle games.
However, in the past, many different forces such as the Mongol Horde, Napoleon's Grande Armee, Rommel's Afrikan Corps, Darius' Immortal Spada and so on...used this tactic to draw out enemy forces, discourage them from chase while escaping from enemy strength, divert attention away from other attacks moving forwards and/or to simply remaneuver around the battlefield.

Confederate cavalry under Colonel J.E.B. Stuart retreated to escape the clutches of Captain Carter's (Union)regiment and to allow berth for Stonewall Jackson's advance in the Battle of 1st Manassas.

attacking backwards by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

Ballin' Backwards

Flossing way past your means to the point that you can't afford neccessities.

Alternately, spend loot on girls and getting no appreciation in return.

After clubbin this weekend he can't afford rent due on Monday. He was ballin' backwards.

Ballin' Backwards by The Philly Dave December 31, 2009

double palm backwards 

the most sought after masturbating "position". a grip only professionals are capeable of.

oh yah? ever tried doulbe palm backwards?

double palm backwards by fake tucker August 24, 2004

one sided backwards ass fuck

a person who is one sided and is completely wrong

Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on

one sided backwards ass fuck by BOSS NIGGUH December 19, 2007