war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."

Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe

by zombieman132 December 14, 2013

Egyptian axe

Severe cameltoe?

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?

by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016

Hot Axe

When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.

Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"

Guy- "It's my hot axe."

Friend- "BIITCH!"

by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

playing my axe

Playing my guitar (see Buddy Guy - "Just Playing My Axe")

"I was just playing my axe!"

by lizziearm June 17, 2017

Parish pick-axe

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."

by kurd_snow September 16, 2020

talking axe

1.axe that talks to you
2.axe that glows when danger is near.
3.axe that also glows when horny.

that talking axe is glowing! Watch out danger is co....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Turkey McTurdLord April 21, 2007