A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."
Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe
by zombieman132 December 14, 2013
Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.
When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.
by zombieman132 October 19, 2013
1: (noun) A long, knife-like weapon designed to cut, slash, stab and thrust
2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword
3: (noun) A dick
2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword
3: (noun) A dick
1: Getting hit by a sword doesn't feel good.
2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.
3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.
2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.
3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.
by zombieman132 January 06, 2014
1: Chris pissed off a lumberjack, now he has an axe wound.
2: Chris sat down on the toilet to shit out of his axe wound
3: Chris shoved his dick in Ambers axe wound.
2: Chris sat down on the toilet to shit out of his axe wound
3: Chris shoved his dick in Ambers axe wound.
by zombieman132 January 07, 2014