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Assassin's syndrome

The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.
Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.
by Ackernoon August 15, 2019
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Yellow Assassin

One who pees all over his surrounds. It can be a public toilet, or anywhere else that is public. They usually strike in the bathrooms, either from being drunk or for their urine fetish.
John: "Why is there piss everywhere?"
William: "Blame the Yellow Assassins."
by A Yellow Assassin June 5, 2019
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Cyber Assassin

A hacker that basically deletes you from the internet.
My friend's account got deleted by a cyber assassin
by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019
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vindicare assassins

vindicare assassins are one of the best temples of assassins in all of the 40k universe. They are known for being some of the best snipers in the entire universe. They have been known to hold their position for up to months. They are equipped with exitus rifles. In the hands of a vindicare assassin, they will never miss. They are normally used to take out chaos cult leaders.
Hey, I heard there was a vindicare assassin around here. yeah, I heard that vindicare assassins are great snipers.
by Lem_Likes_Pasta March 21, 2022
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Assassin 4g

A fat white YouTube gamer who is also believed to be gay
Your such and Assassin 4g
by Hi Austin I’m sorry September 17, 2019
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Assassination

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.
by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023
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JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.
My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.
by TK2000 November 15, 2023
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