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Ash Ketchum 

The man the myth the legend! The protagonist of the Pokemon anime series that has been going on for 20+ years or so.
Every generation he has somehow managed to lose the Pokemon League but finally! Goddammit! God blessed us and he won...
God knows how old this man is now but he finally achieved his dream.
"You remember Ash Ketchum right, Nathaniel?"

"Wait a minute..."

"Didn't he finally beat the pokemon league?"

"Yes! Nathaniel you knew!"

"finally after 20+ years Ive grown up and lost hope.."

"..He didn't lose hope and his dream true."

"Fucking Finally! amirite Daniel?"
Ash Ketchum by PicklerOfWicklers October 11, 2019
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A also known as Ashtin Hart

Hoe bag uppity wench. Will end up alone for sure, and lies to get her way. People usually see her with ugly and fat girls to make herself feel pretty. Terrible In bed, won't do anything fun.
"Dude how was she last night"

"TERRIBLE she just laid there, and used way to much teeth"

"What an ash-hole"

"Indeed"
ash-hole by Herm westerfield November 2, 2013
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Ash Stymest 

An English Male model/ TV presenter.

Presents MTV bang. every girl loves him because of his gorgeous looks and bad boy image.

Smokes lots of fags, drinks lots, takes lots of drugs, lives in camden and goes out to the pub with amy winehouse

who couldn't love him?
i want ash stymest in my pants, he is so sexy
Ash Stymest by ooooohlala January 21, 2011

Ash Williams 

Ash Williams is from the Evil Dead trilogy and is even in comics books,such as Army of Darkness. He was a retail clerck turned savior of humanity, who fights "deadites",possessed corpses. He has traveled time using the necronomicon,and has fought other horror icons,like Jason Voorhees and Freedy Kruger. He weilds a double barrel shotgun(calling it his BOOM STICK) and a chainsaw that fits onto the stump on his arm,caused by him preventing himself getting possessed. Ash is a complete badass who has catchy one lineers ,such as " Groovy ".
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Friend 1:Dude, Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series is a badass!
Friend2:Dude,Ash Williams can kick his ass!
You smoke half a cigarette then proceed to ejaculate into the woman’s belly button them putting out your cigarette in your nut
Guy: Tomorrow imma do the ash tray on my girl
Ash tray by Not a pablo April 26, 2019

ash mayer 

a boy who is 12 or 13 who drinks alchohol and smokes weed
"damn that cunts an ash mayer"
"fucking ash mayer cunt"
ash mayer by crazy man November 1, 2012

ash has a hand kink 

basically ash has a hand kink but it’s only for vanessa’s hands
nobody:

no one:

nobody at all:

ash: vanessa’s hands-

hob: ash has a hand kink