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ap calc

The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.
I almost hate George Bush as much as I fucking hate ap calc!
by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014
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AP Math

A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.
(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."
by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017
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Apped-up

One who uses far too many apps for doing things more easily done without an app. Similar to getting in your car to drive 50 feet.
He's got an app for naps. an app for faps, and an app for craps. Dude is apped-up!
by Chris Parsley March 15, 2015
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Full Ape

1: Going crazy. If someone goes full ape you should be very careful not to piss them off so you dont get fucked up.
2: a sex tactic. Pounding someones asshole until either their penis or vagina bleeds.
Zach said if another teacher fucks with him he will go full ape.

Ruben went full ape on zach and zach had to go to the hospital to get stitches.
by uhoh! October 28, 2015
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Ape Client

Insane client well known for making Madthe Industries cope
Person 1: How tf did you beat me
Person 2: Get Ape Client today :sunglasses:
by iiCherry April 21, 2022
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Going Ape

A state of mind where you act like a primitive bithc. You can only do simple, brute things. You most likely also haven't showered in a while and may not be wearing clothes either.
Friend 1: Hey how's your summer been s far?
friend 2: Ive been going ape, man. I've just been washing dishes at my job and I've been wearing the same cumderwear for days
by old crumbler July 21, 2019
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grease ape

A black person with poor hygiene who looks shiny do to the amount of oil on his/her skin. Often crack heads and other people with mental issues can be called a "grease ape".
"Did you see that grease ape come up to me?"
"Yeah what did he want?"
"Oh same crap about needing $5 for gas to get home, like that idiot has a car when he only has one shoe on!"
crack head hood rat
by Blagojevich November 20, 2015
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