Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".
Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.
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Get the from Accounting, don't worry about him mug.1. Changing the books to hide shit.
2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.
3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.
4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.
3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.
4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.
2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
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