face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

by homosexual April 20, 2003

abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

abushacuh

Pronounced uh-bush-uh-cuh
A slang word for yeah right, originating in the south.

Bob: Dude, your girlfriend is ugly.
You: Abushacuh!

Lucy: Those shoes, do not match your bag.
You: Abushacuh!

by Erin Martin March 4, 2008

Marker Abuser

A person; either male or female, who abuse markers, used for coloring, and artistic desgin.

"That fucking dick!"

"Dude he is such a fucking marker abuser!"

"I know man he used up all of the red and broke the tips off of all the green and blue ones!"

by Bob Saget Fa Life April 2, 2010

Urban Abuse

Entering a phrase in the Urban Dictionary that is meaningless, useless, pathetic and pointless.

When I received the latest Urban Dictionary definition of Book Google, I couldn't believe the growing Urban Abuse being submitted.

by Fred LeTed August 19, 2010

self-abuse log

Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.

I don't remember...I don't keep a self-abuse log!

by deathmetalfan November 30, 2011

Roommate abuse

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.

you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper

by Jaydawg May 29, 2012