by Simon June 26, 2005

A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.
by bigboimarquez June 1, 2018

Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath
Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did
Gavin: no, what did he do
Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
Gavin: no, what did he do
Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
by Aqua_sped May 23, 2020

Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.
by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021

Samuel Lopez is one of the kindest and most generous guys you’ll ever meet. He never fails to make you feel special or show his appreciation for you. He is the best guy to have by your side through thick and thin.
Samuel Lopez is a person you will always want in your corner. He is nothing short of a strong, dependable, caring, and humorous man. Truly a one of a kind person that has so much in store for him.
Samuel Lopez knows how to love and when he finds someone to share that love with... you better hold on because it is a roller coaster of fulfillment, joy, and happiness.
Samuel Lopez’s hard work and dedication in anything he does is admirable. He is a wonderful role model for how a person should carry themselves and lift others up with them.
I am so thankful to have had a Samuel Lopez in my life.
Samuel Lopez is a person you will always want in your corner. He is nothing short of a strong, dependable, caring, and humorous man. Truly a one of a kind person that has so much in store for him.
Samuel Lopez knows how to love and when he finds someone to share that love with... you better hold on because it is a roller coaster of fulfillment, joy, and happiness.
Samuel Lopez’s hard work and dedication in anything he does is admirable. He is a wonderful role model for how a person should carry themselves and lift others up with them.
I am so thankful to have had a Samuel Lopez in my life.
Person A: “Hey, do you know what Samuel Lopez has been up to lately?”
Person B: “Yeah, he’s somewhere out there making the world a better place.”
Person A: “I’m not surprised. He’s always been a hard worker.”
Person B: “Yeah, he’s somewhere out there making the world a better place.”
Person A: “I’m not surprised. He’s always been a hard worker.”
by Sydney.F.11 June 21, 2020

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.
by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

1 word: Anime
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.
He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.
He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.
by 7 Grand Sans October 31, 2019
