Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe

A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.

Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.

Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.

Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.

Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower

by mc.rib246 February 12, 2020

Tristan Newton

He is soooooo sexy and hot he gets all of the hottest girls, and His birthday is going to be April 12 and he is the baddest ever and like I said he is soo sexy.

hey its tristan newton he must be sexy

by fjlksd November 12, 2020

The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".

Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!

by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018

Doing a Newton

An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.

Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"

Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."

Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"

by trobLd January 24, 2011

Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus

"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus

by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021

Cam Newton

Cam Newton thinks he is over the hill because of his profession, but he's too young for retirement. His best years don't look like they're ahead of him, but he won't know if he retires, and if football is what he loves to do for a living, why would he?

Cam Newton seems to lose focus and determination more than he did in his 20's, at times he doesn't seem like the same guy he was even though he is.

by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

Sean Newton-Mott

Sean Newton-Mottis the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. One look at him and you are trapped in endless love and affection. Looking into their eyes you are captivated. Their eyes soft you can see their feelings, wants, needs, and also desires. Their bodies, stunning and perfect to the extent of undesirable desire. Their smiles are like the sunrise and sunset. You would want to see it forever. It is the best thing to ever see and experience. Knowing one on the outside they act tough and hide their feelings from others. They are some times corrupted, but never let it consume them. Well known as fighters and the most strongest people you’ll know. They are caring, compassionate, inspiring, loving, and protective. Never like to see the people they care about to get hurt. If angered they can ruin your life forever. They show the most affection and will spend time with you when ever they can. Also will help you in need. They also love dominance(in bed), is their greatest part along with their personality. Have the best sense of humor. Can make you feel like the only one in the world. Great listeners and can inspire you within time or getting to know. Outgoing and also hardworking. If you dated one he is a keeper. They are loyal and trust worthy and will treat you like a princess...... and the only thing that matters in the whole world. They can be shy with letting you into your life, but if you take the time it will be totally worth it in the end.

Sean Newton-Mott The most amazing person in the world to have in your life.

by TinyPrincess June 13, 2018