bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.

I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.

by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013

bloody lasagne

Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.

Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican

by Krispykreme! September 29, 2013

Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.

“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”

by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023

Bloody elk

“Bloody elk” is a term used when one is annoyed or in shock. Although unobvious, “bloody elk” had derived from “bloody ‘ell,” a term used for similar purposes. What’s ironic about the nature of “bloody elk” is the fact that it embodies autocorrect’s flaws despite being highly humorous.

“Bloody elk, I ducking hate autocorrect!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

Bloody Pi

When a postmodern artist uses their own blood or the blood of animals as paint to draw the irrational number π, or to take part in a pi project as part of a math-and-art exhibition.

An artist from the Philippines told the journalist who interviewed him that his bloody pi paintings, which symbolizes his DNA in art, aren't for sale, but the public could view them at his private gallery.

by Fasters December 22, 2022

Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!

"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"

by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018

bloody elephant

A Bloody Elephant is formed on a man's penis and surrounding groin area when having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. After the act is finished, the man will have what would look like a bloody elephant on his thighs.

My girlfriend and I had sex in the dark and woke up to a surprise Bloody Elephant!

by JamesSolo September 4, 2018