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Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.

“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”

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A dry, skin-on-skin hand job with no included lubricant.

“Dude, I really simped for 6 months just to get a Dry Austin”

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