Yard Gnome

A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.

I had to drag the hose around the Yard Gnome on my way into the house fire.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

yard lizard

A female who hangs out at trucker stops, who sleeps with truckers, sometimes for money.

Will got to stop at houston so we can pick up some yard lizards.

by not a yard lizard April 1, 2010

yard it

the manchester equivalent of the london term 'allow it'

person 1 :hey man, wanna go to the shop
person 2: yard it, i cant be arsed

by driller November 9, 2012

Yard Goat

A pudgy whiteboy that wears salmon colored polos, loves corn, and plays video games rather than hang with his friends... And smokes too much weed.

Kyle, you're such a yard goat!

by Squirrels696969 April 8, 2017

Drunk Yard

Another word for trailer park, deriving from 'Junk Yard.' It implies that those who live in trailer parks are drunks or white trash.

That asshole from the Drunk Yard still owes me $20!

by Dumpology August 18, 2010

50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"

I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"

by azzkicker November 24, 2010

Yards

Logform for "ya" - the result of autocorrect malfunctions in Windows Mobile - also, Thanksgiving is the same sort of a word - takes a simple saying and makes it complex, thus funny.

Yards, i really liked that movie

by Graham Fairbank January 8, 2008