n.
1. A person who watches the OC, listens to pop rock as it were heavy metal, and wears a collared shirt with the top 1/3 open. They also tend to wear excess amount of hair gel ( amounts that could feed hundred of starving children in Malayasia). Gold, expensive-looking chains and dress pants complete the look. Yuppesters also tend to like to quote movies from long ago, and love to hold ridiculous opinions about everything from politics to sex with absolutely no proof whatsoever. Simply put: the world would be a much better place with out them.
2. 95% of West Palm Beaches' population
1. A person who watches the OC, listens to pop rock as it were heavy metal, and wears a collared shirt with the top 1/3 open. They also tend to wear excess amount of hair gel ( amounts that could feed hundred of starving children in Malayasia). Gold, expensive-looking chains and dress pants complete the look. Yuppesters also tend to like to quote movies from long ago, and love to hold ridiculous opinions about everything from politics to sex with absolutely no proof whatsoever. Simply put: the world would be a much better place with out them.
2. 95% of West Palm Beaches' population
Person 1: " Kurt is a goddamn yuppester."
Person 2: "Why, did he hit on you?"
Person 1: No, dude, he said women like foreplay"
Person 2: " Ha, what a jackass, he obviously has no clue"
Person 1: " Want to beat his head in?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't want to get hair gel all over my hands"
Person 2: "Why, did he hit on you?"
Person 1: No, dude, he said women like foreplay"
Person 2: " Ha, what a jackass, he obviously has no clue"
Person 1: " Want to beat his head in?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't want to get hair gel all over my hands"
by Desertfox July 16, 2008
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A derogatory term used to describe young, rich, and normally stuck-up people.
Yuppies (or: YUPS) are in the age group of 22-32, live in large, expensive subdivisions, and live with general technology and wealth. Yuppies commonly drive foreign luxury cars as well as small SUVs, such as a Honda CR-V, Toyota Rav-4, or Jeep Liberty. Yuppies are often seen at nature centers, walking trails, or beach-side campgrounds. Yuppies often pay $300,000 for houses with an extremely small yard and no foliage.
Yuppies get along easily with other yuppies. However, anyone "below" them on the social chain they will not talk to.
Yuppies may be male or female, however, when a female yuppie becomes pregnant and has a child, she then becomes a soccer mom.
Yuppies (or: YUPS) are in the age group of 22-32, live in large, expensive subdivisions, and live with general technology and wealth. Yuppies commonly drive foreign luxury cars as well as small SUVs, such as a Honda CR-V, Toyota Rav-4, or Jeep Liberty. Yuppies are often seen at nature centers, walking trails, or beach-side campgrounds. Yuppies often pay $300,000 for houses with an extremely small yard and no foliage.
Yuppies get along easily with other yuppies. However, anyone "below" them on the social chain they will not talk to.
Yuppies may be male or female, however, when a female yuppie becomes pregnant and has a child, she then becomes a soccer mom.
by rice hater April 16, 2006
Get the yuppie mug.A yuppie is any man or woman who believes they are entitled to high end paying jobs with little or no experience. This is the “everyone gets a trophy generation”, which was created by the “latch key kid generation.” Parents of yuppies, while trying to eat their emotions of loneliness, successfully over compensation their children’s accomplishments and discounting their failures. Mainly because their mommy and daddy was smoking crack in the parking lot of a WHAM concert in the 80’s,while they sat on the living room floor alone eating Trix in a cup while watching the Smurfs.
Although Yuppies appear to have the latest in “trendy retro clothes”, in reality, they dress this way because they have no job and ransacked their grandma’s attic, grabbing what moth eating clothes they could. Then return to their unfurnished apartment, to which they will refer to as a “studio” that has a small eco footprint, which supports a generation that doesn’t need “physical things.” Another physical trait of the yuppie, is the more recent Pompadour Fade, or otherwise known as the grease comb over. Although trendy, it is actually by design, a health measure. By smearing grease in their hair, pulling to one side and shaving the side of their head, this allows for ease when checking for mites or lice, due to the fact that they are unable to have running water in their “studio”. This “Fad” will allow the perfect disguise to hide their true balding within the next 5-10 years.
Although Yuppies appear to have the latest in “trendy retro clothes”, in reality, they dress this way because they have no job and ransacked their grandma’s attic, grabbing what moth eating clothes they could. Then return to their unfurnished apartment, to which they will refer to as a “studio” that has a small eco footprint, which supports a generation that doesn’t need “physical things.” Another physical trait of the yuppie, is the more recent Pompadour Fade, or otherwise known as the grease comb over. Although trendy, it is actually by design, a health measure. By smearing grease in their hair, pulling to one side and shaving the side of their head, this allows for ease when checking for mites or lice, due to the fact that they are unable to have running water in their “studio”. This “Fad” will allow the perfect disguise to hide their true balding within the next 5-10 years.
Ben: Tom, you should minimize your green foot print and down size your home that you worked so hard for.
Tom: Ben, eat shit yuppie, get a job, wash your hair and tell your parents to get counseling.
Tom: Ben, eat shit yuppie, get a job, wash your hair and tell your parents to get counseling.
by Sparrow’s Law November 3, 2016
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by gggegewgwe February 6, 2014
Get the yuppie girl mug.a confused Upper West Side or East Side Yuppy Manhattaner who moves to brooklyn and dresses like a hipster, but only in JCrew wear. Typically they drive a Mercedes or designer bicycle. Yupster is derived from Yuppy and Hipster
This Yupsters private school education clearly was lost on him as he has traded his Barber for skinny jeans and plaid. Keys on the waist of his jeans is truly dispassionate to his up bringing
by Jabelly April 29, 2010
Get the Yupster mug.a location with that hole in the wall feeling to it that yuppies frequent to feel better about themselves. in essence it is a place where the wealthy folk go in hopes that they will become more in touch with reality but essentially they just kid themselves and continue living in their falsified perception of an existence.
Chris (a down to earth wealthy man) said to Steve, "I just made a killing trading the Australian Dollar this weekend, lets go grab a bite to celebrate, on me. Where do you want to dine?"
Steve replies, "I know a great yuppie hole in the wall over by Tiny's gas station."
Steve replies, "I know a great yuppie hole in the wall over by Tiny's gas station."
by stolich March 8, 2008
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