Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

Decatur Wankerchief

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.

Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief

by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009

wankerdoodle

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

you bloody wanker

This is a term that translates into " You are a stupid american." or "You are a stupid fucker." (Mostly used by british people.)

"Get out of the way you bloody little wanker!"

by Amanda May 13, 2005

wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.

"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"

by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

Wankerd

To drink too much alcohol

I went out & got well "WANKERD" last night

by Dj Lien June 10, 2003