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Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!
by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009
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Seminole wind

When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.
by elkenstein June 27, 2019
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wind tasting

An Australian fad whereby people travel to various high points in a city to taste various vintages of wind. Winds range from tangy to sweet, with various flavour profiles in between.
We went wind tasting up the mountain today
by windwakerwestie October 5, 2013
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Thrown to the wind

(idiomatic) To discard or dispense with, especially in an abrupt or reckless manner.
10 of the tribes were thrown to the wind by the Assyrians in 722 BC.
by Lelouch0zerogeass July 12, 2021
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Wind hand

When a bum in New Orleans gives a quick hand job in exchange for cigarettes or beer
That was the best wind hand I ever had.
by Kevsis October 4, 2019
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Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.
Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!
by Kalvinater January 15, 2019
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hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.
My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.
by anonymous December 11, 2021
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