Wet Bake

Spooning or collapsing on each other immediately after sex, causing the free ejaculate to heat up and act as an adhesive.

"After I banged Suzy she wanted to spoon, it was a total Wet Bake"

by Feeny Boppper June 7, 2017

wet connection

n. when a girl can eat out of her own vagina

Holy shit! I just saw Jill having a wet connection with herself up the punane.

by j rox ice January 27, 2005

Wet Slug

A wet, ejaculate covered flaccid penis, post sexual intercourse.

Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Wet Cabbage

Used to describe someone with a plain personality

“Oh look at john over there, he is such a wet cabbage”

by BagChaserMNC March 25, 2021

Wet Meatball

A wet meatball is when a male gets his testicle stuck inside of a vagina while having sex and this may cause a large amount of pain for him.

Oh baby stop i think i just got a wet meatball

by crasateringer June 3, 2010

Wet Jetson

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.

I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.

by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015

Wet Hen

"Typical British slang. A 'wet hen' is bedraggled, sad and useless. Probably not as useless as a big girl's blouse, though, and better off than a lame duck." - Terry Pratchet

A wuss or a weakling.

Oh, don't be such a wet hen!

by Mego_Land February 11, 2017