weiner solo

When a man flops his penis around like he is playing a guitar

Weiner solos are so fun and addicting

by Sagan Hater May 26, 2014

Weezer

(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.

by gayfurry420 December 28, 2021

burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.

"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."

by Proboscis February 22, 2009

weibert

This kid I know with small guns.

Hey this is my bud small guns weibert

by umm care May 5, 2005

weiner pill

The magic pill that will make a limp weiner hard.

Today is my Anniversary. I better take a couple weiner pills..!

by P.Niss and Ben Dover January 16, 2009

Weiner Standard Time

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.

Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!

by JustAWeinerMinute June 5, 2010

Weinerhound

(N.) A female who is in constant search of sex from males. See also megaslut.

(V.) the act of searching for males to have sex with.

Look at that girl's slutty dress, she's totally weinerhounding.

by bebopster December 6, 2010