Weiner dog

THE BEST FUCKING DOG TO EVER EXIST

THEY ARE SO CUTE

person 1: do you like my weiner dog?
Person 2: ew those stupid walking hotdogs? I think not
Person1: get out of my house.

by Sh1t_eater August 20, 2021

pulling a Weiner

When a guy shows his junk to unsuspecting females via a text, email, or social networking app or website.

Person 1: I heard you got in trouble last night for 'pulling a Weiner'.

Person 2: Yeah, my bad.

by wyckedmonkey June 17, 2011

Weiner Snacker

To snack on the weinnes.

Weiner snackers everywhere, weinner snacks yum yum

by DOOMPYRE February 20, 2021

Weiner Wop

Using your penis to slap someone in the face especially your significant other. The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick.

If you don’t stop pissing me off I’m going to weiner wop you!

by The man Z April 11, 2020

weiner alarm

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"

My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.

by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017

Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017