weezer

somebody who has smoked a tad to much throughout their lifetime

*cough* *wheeze* gah! im just a burnt out old weezer.
ok, so i just made that up, fuck you

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

webvertainment

Websites that entertain

Who needs TV, when there's webvertainment?

by HarrietD February 25, 2008

Weaver

The cool ass white girl everyone wants to be friends with. Is known to be overly competitive at drinking games but will do what it takes to carry your team to the finish line in beer pong. May need reminding of shit she did, but knows it was a good time.

2. Is overly clumsy to the point of needing ankle braces for any event leaning towards athleticism. Fucks shit up on the regular.

"Yo, I totalled Weavered it at the party last night! I sat in this girls chair and the next thing I knew it was broken and I was on the ground...."

by Weaverlicious December 10, 2016

Quilt Weaver

Somebody who likes to spread their STD's(sexually transmitted disease) to other people of the same gender.(reference to the "AID's Quilt")

David: ya, man I just banged Matt, now he has herpies.
Josh: Sick! you fucking Quilt Weaver!

by A. Miller November 16, 2006

Cock Weaver

A person who handles cocks all day long, and also weaves them into blankets.

That man over there is a cock weaver. He enjoys weaving cocks into blankets in his spare time.

by Original CW October 24, 2008

little weener

You have a extremely small penis. Small than the average mouse. Literally, that small of a penis. So small that you would want to donate some of your penis to theirs.

Chris the scavenger has a little weener.

by KMAC April 16, 2005

Put your weener back in

Settle down,calm down

Dude,put your weener back in

by Brock July 15, 2003