wait til you see my tan line

I want to have sex with you and I don't care who knows it!

To feel air flow around it, and water on it.. Wowzerz, I know hahha. But eff you and your wrist. Wait til you see my tan line

by ddregz October 20, 2011

Plow My Waiting Honeypot

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Jill: "She asked me to talk dirty to her and I had no idea what to say. I failed"
Jill's favorite neighbor: "Did you try "Plow my waiting honeypot(; "?"

by TheFavNeighbor November 21, 2010

I'm Not Really A Waitress

The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.

Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"

Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."

by winona September 6, 2005

waitey

Fat git who tells people he loves them then screws them around.
Thinks he can sing. Can't.

by - July 20, 2003

wait a minute!

an amazing and catchy song.

wait a minute! ... listen to this song called "wait a minute!" before you go!

by my door knob June 15, 2018

wait for it

Expression predicting a upcoming constant. Advising attention to a near future occurance.

Person A: *sneeze*
Person B: Wait for it...
Person C: Bless You!

by Jeffery Harrington March 27, 2007

Oh wait...!

Ignore previous sentence.

Unemployed/retired person posts, "Great day to play hooky. Oh wait...!".

by Minniemo May 13, 2016