warpingest

Damaged beyond repair or function; warped beyond usefulness; or throw-out-worthy.

The Tim Horton's cashier picked the warpingest paper tray for my three coffees and the long walk back to work.

by nightn3rd February 28, 2011

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Warning Order

Warning Order: Prior to burying ones cock in a juicy ass, you stick a lubed thumb (often lubed by suckling on it slightly and removing it from your mouth with a satisfying 'pop' sound) in the chocolate factory as a 'warning order" of what's next to come.

Warning order: a military order given to troops so they can begin preparations for a mission prior to receiving a full set of orders.

Thank God Arthur gave me a warning order last night! I swear if he didn't, I wouldn't have relaxed and I may have developed anal fissures.

God Dammit Nic, you could at least give me a warning order before slipping your D in my ass! I barely noticed you in there!

My boyfriend never gives me a warning order before he pounds my brownie factory.

by Aaidan725 June 13, 2019

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Warminess

It’s kinda like warmth only much, much better. Not to be confused with worminess, which is much, much worse!

I really liked the warminess of that hitchhiker! He was smart, he was funny! He seemed like a great guy! I kinda wish I didn't bludgeon him with a tire iron.

by Fozzie Womback July 24, 2019

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warning

a warning on a commercial so dumbasses don't try it

person: *watches commercial* oooo i should try that some time
commercial: (warning) professional drivers on an enclosed course
person: dammit

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

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Worming

When a player in a first-person shooter video game has a tendency to find corners or small holes (often exploit areas) and lay down in them, waiting for other players to run by in order to shoot them.

You don't win capture the flag by worming the whole time

by Axe Do It May 17, 2020

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