Get the Waleed mug.There are two requirements for one to be able to perform a wally in a basket.
#1: The partner on which you perform a wally in a basket must be female, and must have pubic hair which is longer than usual.
#2: You, the performer, must be capable of creating long logs of fecal matter on command or, in this case, when incredibly turned on.
When performing any sexual act around a female during which the female has her vagina exposed, one must use the abundance of pubic hair that said female has, and pull the hair to make a basket shape surrounding the lips of the vagina. After this form has been created, one then turns around, and lays a long log of fecal matter in this basket shape, but parallel to the lips of the vagina; essentially this log is on top of the vaginal lips, but the hope is that the pubic hair, in its basket shape, has covered the lips almost entirely. The result is a wally in a basket.
#1: The partner on which you perform a wally in a basket must be female, and must have pubic hair which is longer than usual.
#2: You, the performer, must be capable of creating long logs of fecal matter on command or, in this case, when incredibly turned on.
When performing any sexual act around a female during which the female has her vagina exposed, one must use the abundance of pubic hair that said female has, and pull the hair to make a basket shape surrounding the lips of the vagina. After this form has been created, one then turns around, and lays a long log of fecal matter in this basket shape, but parallel to the lips of the vagina; essentially this log is on top of the vaginal lips, but the hope is that the pubic hair, in its basket shape, has covered the lips almost entirely. The result is a wally in a basket.
Hi Jon, how was work today?
Well Mike, it was superb.
Oh yeah, Jon? How is that?
Well Mike, I took my secretary's pubic hair, made a basket shape out of it, then laid a log along the lips of her vagina simulating a log of shit in a basket on her genitals- a Wally in a Basket.
Wow Jon, I wish I had your life.
Well Mike, it was superb.
Oh yeah, Jon? How is that?
Well Mike, I took my secretary's pubic hair, made a basket shape out of it, then laid a log along the lips of her vagina simulating a log of shit in a basket on her genitals- a Wally in a Basket.
Wow Jon, I wish I had your life.
by lhalman September 21, 2008
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Get the Wally world mug.Wales is the mid western extremity of the british mainland.
Inhabited by Cymric peoples who are descended from the ancient Britons who were displaced from the rest of Britain by Saxon invaders in the 5th century AD.
Ironically the name Wales comes from the old english 'Waelas' which meant foreigner.
Still bitter against the english after over a thousand years and have in Cardiff City's supporters some of the most violent football fans in europe
Inhabited by Cymric peoples who are descended from the ancient Britons who were displaced from the rest of Britain by Saxon invaders in the 5th century AD.
Ironically the name Wales comes from the old english 'Waelas' which meant foreigner.
Still bitter against the english after over a thousand years and have in Cardiff City's supporters some of the most violent football fans in europe
by bigmeuprudeboy September 9, 2003
Get the wales mug.A country in Great Britain, inhabited by the Welsh. Has Celtic origins, known for it's rain, damp, sheep and rain. The Welsh are well known for not really giving a shit, and have become well adapted to cope with the damp.
Fun fact, Wales had the highest sale ratings of waterproof clothing out of all of the European nations between 2003 and 2014.
Fun fact, Wales had the highest sale ratings of waterproof clothing out of all of the European nations between 2003 and 2014.
Person 1: See that pissed bloke covered in rain, shagging that sheep?
His mate: Lemme guess, he's from Wales?
Person 1: Yeah, defo Welsh...
His mate: Lemme guess, he's from Wales?
Person 1: Yeah, defo Welsh...
by You don't know me, fuck off March 30, 2015
Get the Wales mug.Wally started at Bickershaw Festival in '72. A bunch of us went there with a large tent, and arranged there would be one cook. He agreed, on condition he cooked only when bands he didn't like were on.
Between bands there were circus acts, wirewalking etc, and a guy jumped into a 'barrel', actually a huge pool, which promptly burst, spilling gallons of water at the front of the stage, after it had been raining all night. Nobody wanted to stand there afterwards, except a Scottish lad called Wullie from our tent, who always went everywhere in his bare feet anyway. So...
A boring band would come on, Joe would start cooking, and we'd shout down to the front for Wullie when it was chow time. It was a 3-day festival, and after a while Wullie mentioned that lots of people were calling him, not just us. Some people wrongly made the connection between the boring bands and the call "Wullie ", which is Wally to English ears...
At another festival later, the NME did a review mentioning "and the hippies shouted at the bad acts, calling them wallies", and another word was born.
Between bands there were circus acts, wirewalking etc, and a guy jumped into a 'barrel', actually a huge pool, which promptly burst, spilling gallons of water at the front of the stage, after it had been raining all night. Nobody wanted to stand there afterwards, except a Scottish lad called Wullie from our tent, who always went everywhere in his bare feet anyway. So...
A boring band would come on, Joe would start cooking, and we'd shout down to the front for Wullie when it was chow time. It was a 3-day festival, and after a while Wullie mentioned that lots of people were calling him, not just us. Some people wrongly made the connection between the boring bands and the call "Wullie ", which is Wally to English ears...
At another festival later, the NME did a review mentioning "and the hippies shouted at the bad acts, calling them wallies", and another word was born.
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