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ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010
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Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.
Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.
by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016
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wasted fuck

one who is incapacitated by alcohol consumption that ordinary bodily functions such as speaking and seeing are substantially impaired. effects of those most often involve repeated vomiting, crying, sleeping, misconduct, forgetfulness, pain around or on the anal area, etc.
Dude, can you not pee on my carpet you wasted fuck.

That wasted fuck Will had so much to drink that he did not realize the huge man punishing him from behind.
by martin v January 22, 2004
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Wasting time

Doing something that doesn't need to be done
Painting the bottom of a dumpster is a wasting time
by Don'tpaintdumpsters2016 September 22, 2016
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waste-faceded

the act of drinking to the point that you should have gone to the hospital or gotten alcohol poisoning. getting waste-faceded usually results in a 24-48 hour long hangover and not remembering what happened once you started drinking
yeah my drunk scale goes tipsy, fuzzy, buzzing, drunkish, drunk, sloshed, hammered, swasted, hamboned, waste-faceded.

he drank a 1.75 of 100 proof soco in 4 hours and was so waste-faceded that he woke up in a staircase on the other side of campus!
by liquid524 December 4, 2009
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Padre Wasted

Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.
"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."

"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."
by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011
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