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Straight-Washing

The abominable act of appropriating queer culture to turn it “straighter”.
Friend 1: “Why’d you in-bedazzle my cowboy boots?”
Friend 2: “Because Straight-Washing is the new fab shit!”
by DrunkenSamurai June 23, 2018
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A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension
She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ
by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018
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Washington

Without a doubt, the best state in the U.S.

As of 2013, Washington is the only state to have legalized gay marriage, recreational marijuana use for adults and physician assisted suicide.

Gay marriage states: Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Vermont, Washington
Weed states: Colorado, Washington
Physician assisted suicide: Montana, Oregon, Washington

Washington is as far as you can get away from the nation's capital without leaving the lower 48, though it shares a name with it.

It borders cool and funky towns and cities in different states and provinces to the north, south and east: Vancouver, B.C., Portland, Oregon, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho but it also has its own awesome cities and towns like Seattle, Spokane and Olympia.

Sure, Washington has its problems. Some rednecks and a meth problem in Eastern Washington, a heroin problem and some gang activity in Western Washington. But what state doesn't have its problems? Overall, Washington is a fantastic place to live and Seattle has one of the nation's lowest crime rates for a city its size.

The people tend to be down to earth, laid back, open-minded and friendly. There's beautiful scenery everywhere you go. There's liberal politics west of the Cascade range and libertarian politics east of it. It's one of the most secular states in the country. Great music comes out of Washington and the state's population is the most well-read out of all the states.
Person 1: "What's the best state in America?"
Person 2: "Washington, of course!"
by Jax1 February 20, 2013
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warting

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.
I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.
by Brian December 2, 2004
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University of Washington

The only college where the greatest fighter of all time "BRUCE LEE" went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.
"The went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"
by Husky124 May 28, 2009
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Washing The Horse

A reacharound where the giver's hand is positioned thumb down.
While being fucked in the ass, I'd rather my partner was Washing the Horse as opposed to a normal reacharound.
by Miles Stauffer November 7, 2003
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wafting session

a interval of time where one wafts
the car drove by and i had a wafting session
by hank jim August 8, 2010
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