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Stall Waiting

Stall Waiting occurs when two women who are pee shy occupy adjacent stalls. They can't empty their bladderswhen anyone is nearby because it makes a noise when they urinate into the toilet. So they wait until one gives up still with a painfully full bladder and leaves. If there are no other persons in the Ladies Room, the woman who is still in the stall is able to pee after holding her bladder for all day at work. It was 3 p.m. She last peed at 7 a.m.
My girl friend Joan hates Stall Waiting. She can't pee in a a private stall when there are lines of women waiting for each toilet in a crowded rest stop Ladies Room. When she got back in the car, she cried. I asked her what was wrong. She reminded me that we started out 6 hours ago. This is the second time she couldn't pee. Her bladder was bulging painfully. That turned me on.

It also happens with guys. There is a sophmore nearby in our dorm at the university who stands at the urinal every morning and can't pee a drop and relieve his pee full morning bladder. He has a bad case of paruresis.
by IvyLeague19 April 2, 2010
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house warming

Often confused with your gas company's winter policy, a true house warming involves a bunch of lunatics turning up and destroying your home. All in the name of celebrating the fact you moved from one street to another. Think of it as A to B to partE. There will no doubt be plenty of that too.

Any roads named Heath tend to have the best ones. Because fucking legends live there.
Damn, we warmed that house so good, even Nelly couldn't handle it.
That Heath Road house warming was the best night of my life
by heathroadraves October 1, 2014
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waring

Don't be such a Waring.
by Waring July 16, 2004
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Warkins

That guy is such a Warkins - he wears a feather boa everywhere he goes!
by Dick Posner June 12, 2003
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call waiting face off

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".
Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"
by placebo February 3, 2005
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Warpin' It

when ur layin around beatin the meat, jackin it, or w.e u like to do.
teacher,"mr. mynatt why dont u have your home work"
mynatt,"sorry coach wright stayed up all night Warpin' It ."
by j weezy September 13, 2006
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global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.
Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.
by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018
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