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Von Werner

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped
I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.
by squiggle pig January 27, 2020
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Sook von sucky

A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.
I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!
by BanterBlossom March 26, 2020
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Von Schlieffened

The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.
Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened
by Vombat May 2, 2020
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von guten

When someone blue darts and a partner licks the hole to ensure safety or induce sexual pleasure. More often performed as a sexual act.
I tried to von guten her but she wasn't able to produce sufficient power to get a satisfactory blue dart.
by PessimisticBhole May 19, 2020
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Von

Your name is Ivona, but you are doing TikTok trend because you are bored.
Von
by Zeleni pacov May 30, 2020
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VON

When you hit the blunt the first few times and it instantly hits you, while talking about how fire it is the name “VON” jus blurts out .Sort of like you have Tourette Syndrome.
*hits blunt* Damn bro where you get th- VON from?
by cuddygang November 6, 2020
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Fehlgeburt von Herr Tamme

1:"Hattest du diesen Monat schon eine Fehlgeburt von Herr Tamme?"
2:"Ja, zum ersten mal!"
by HerrTammeFanboy September 13, 2017
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