Monat is an MLM company founded by Ray Urdaneta. It generally sells overpriced shampoo products meant to make your hair grow, but, in fact, causes irreparable hair loss and chemical burns . The hunbots are incredibly pushy and, despite their wish to make an extra 500 bucks a month, only get paid between 22$ and 1,188$ yearly.
Hunbot: Hey girl! I know we haven't talked in about 10 years but I hope you're doing well! I just wanted to ask you a question: do you want a business opportunity over at Monat? It's a great company that sells miraculous shampoos that make your hair grow like crazy!
Woman with above 80 IQ: Fuck off, I don't want your MLM bullshit. *snatches wig*
Hunbot: *wig in orbit* AHHH! MY PRECIOUS HAIR!
Woman with above 80 IQ: Fuck off, I don't want your MLM bullshit. *snatches wig*
Hunbot: *wig in orbit* AHHH! MY PRECIOUS HAIR!
by rawr xd *nuzzles u* June 23, 2020
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A fanatical male.
As in an opposite to a female extremist, it is a man with extreme views that women should have no rights or say in anything and are just meant for breeding and looking after him
As in an opposite to a female extremist, it is a man with extreme views that women should have no rights or say in anything and are just meant for breeding and looking after him
Worker1: Did you hear that Kate finally got that promotion? She worked so hard for it.
Angry Worker2: What! F**king typical! She only got that because she's a women! Men need that job! They have families!
Worker1: Actually she has kids and -
Angry Worker2: This is sexist! These jobs are for hard working men not stupid woman! Women are meant to raise kids and look after men! So she can f**k off back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Worker3: What's his problem?
Worker1: ignore him, he's a manatical.
Angry Worker2: What! F**king typical! She only got that because she's a women! Men need that job! They have families!
Worker1: Actually she has kids and -
Angry Worker2: This is sexist! These jobs are for hard working men not stupid woman! Women are meant to raise kids and look after men! So she can f**k off back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Worker3: What's his problem?
Worker1: ignore him, he's a manatical.
by DontHurryLads February 8, 2019
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Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death
Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"
by wankbadger September 14, 2017
Get the Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone mug.Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"
Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?
by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017
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by n0wan October 15, 2019
Get the minatory mug.A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.
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