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cyril vision

Persons gifted with Cyril Vision have the unique talent of being able to see droopy faced monsters like Cyril Sneer in inanimate objects and photographs. Those afflicted with the vision have a tendency to be twisted and dark, while still finding joy in glitter and unicorns
Hey Rachel...can you see Cyril Sneer in this picture? No, I don't have Cyril vision sadly
by candy skulls February 3, 2019
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vision statement

A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.
The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.
by Ignatius Donnelly September 30, 2005
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distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that
distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur
by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003
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Blurred Vision

As you receive oral sex you spit in one of the ladies eye and cum in the other leaving her visually impaired
Mate i just gave your nan the blurred vision
by Jaanaspy November 29, 2015
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crystal visions

A way to describe a hot hippie or free spirit.
Dang, Amanda got those crystal visions.
by Somevelevetmorning October 15, 2017
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89 vision

The vision you have when you're high. It's over 4x better than 20 20 vision.
"Dude, I had the 89 vision last night after we hotboxed my mom's car."
by Ezzy Beezy October 13, 2009
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Arabic vision

Its when an arabic guy takes control over the world, presents superiority and marries 4 women at the same time. It is a very rare vision that only ultra instinct arabic people can obtained after having fun with 20 womens. It can be dangerous however as it is too powerful for this planet.
Mahmoud: I finally achieved arabic vision habibi. Women, fame, money and immortality is mine.
by Akram vision January 28, 2020
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