2020 Vision

An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
I was going to go out but I remembered I have 2020 Vision so I decided to cry on the sofa instead.
by FactDeJour October 17, 2020
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vision statement

A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.
The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.
by Ignatius Donnelly September 28, 2005
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distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that
distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur
by billy aka the nessilator November 04, 2003
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Blurred Vision

As you receive oral sex you spit in one of the ladies eye and cum in the other leaving her visually impaired
Mate i just gave your nan the blurred vision
by Jaanaspy October 10, 2015
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crystal visions

A way to describe a hot hippie or free spirit.
Dang, Amanda got those crystal visions.
by Somevelevetmorning October 12, 2017
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89 vision

The vision you have when you're high. It's over 4x better than 20 20 vision.
"Dude, I had the 89 vision last night after we hotboxed my mom's car."
by Ezzy Beezy October 13, 2009
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Tinder Vision

When you swipe right on someone because they are hot but when you match and revisit the profile they aren't as hot as you remember. This is often when you've played under the influence of alcohol.
OMG Laura, my tinder vision was awful last night, this guy really isn't as hot as I remember.
by Nandobangdoe February 15, 2016
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