An abstract view of the world when the world is a giant toilet and humanity is being flushed down the U-bend one cataclysmic disaster at a time. The opposite of rose tinted spectacles.
by FactDeJour October 17, 2020
A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.
The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.
by Ignatius Donnelly September 28, 2005
distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that
by billy aka the nessilator November 04, 2003
As you receive oral sex you spit in one of the ladies eye and cum in the other leaving her visually impaired
by Jaanaspy October 10, 2015
by Somevelevetmorning October 12, 2017
by Ezzy Beezy October 13, 2009
When you swipe right on someone because they are hot but when you match and revisit the profile they aren't as hot as you remember. This is often when you've played under the influence of alcohol.
by Nandobangdoe February 15, 2016