rusty venture

When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.

I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.

by sheep lovers lover November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

by Rusty Venture's November 24, 2010

Venture

To be extraordinarilly lame. To think one's self as cool when they are really lame. To sit back and not take risks. Very boring.

Man that kid who is sleeping is so Venture.

by Mad Haxor 84 September 30, 2006

rusty venture

Something lame that unoriginal dickheads say to sound cool. It has the opposite effect & makes them sound like fuckwits

dickhead: Hey man, I'm so cool that I keep dropping rusty venture into conversation

poor guy having to listen to dickhead: You're a fuckwit!

by lickmyrim December 2, 2010

ventures

sick brand makes trucks and other parts.

i got new ventures on my deck.

by crazygtrider6669 April 25, 2006

Ventrilifart

Verb - When an individual in the room announces that he ( Or she ) has gas, a third party relieves themself of their own built up flatulence. Thus directing the blame to the individual that announced having gas.

Chris: "That tuna casserol was delicious, but I think Its giving me trouble down south."

Tom: *Procedes to let loose a SBD

Travis: "OH WTF CHRIS YOU FARTED DIDNT YOU!"

Chris: "WTF noo?"

Tom: *Snickers* "Yeah that was me, I dropped a ventrilifart."

by Str8Rollin February 13, 2010

vantered

Shamefully removed all your clothes in a completely inappropriate situation.

I vantered, but it turned out it was a platonic bed sharing situation. I vantered at the doctors, but he only wanted me to take my shirt off.

by Pudsey Bare October 2, 2009