veleon

a nicotine fiend with a very small chodepenis, it wouldn't fit inside of jade

"Hey did you hear about the nicotine addict who's dick didn't fit?!"
"oh yea, veleon, right?"

by Jim929992 April 19, 2023

Veliona

Seele’s counterpart in the game Honkai Impact 3rd

HI3 player:Who are you pulling for? Hi3 player 2 : definitely veliona!

by istanhonkai July 24, 2023

Velociclunge

Like the extinct Velociraptor, the Velociclunge, is a horrible, angry, gross looking bird of a woman who more often than not, thinks she's God's gift to men, and a spoiled brat who has to have everything her way and probably has a fanny like a punched lasagne. Usually the woman in the street throwing a tantrum at her fella for buying her the wrong tampons.

"Hey Cheryl, check out this Velociclunge outside kicking off about her wedding..."

by Vern-Dog August 23, 2023

velente

a lame ass bitch 💀🤚🏼

you’re really being a velente right now

by velenteeater216 November 19, 2023

velente

a lame ass bitch 💀🤚🏼

you’re really being a velente right now

by velenteeater216 November 19, 2023

Velociraptoring

In customer service this is when a stakeholder attempts to ask different individuals in an organization the same question looking for a variety of answers. Sometimes they will try getting different answers by going vertically (escalating to a manager for example) or by trying to ask the question of somebody new to the job. They are "testing the fences for weaknesses systematically" so that they can get the answer they prefer and use it to get their way moving forward.

The above quote is in reference to the line said by Robert Muldoon (Bob Peck) in Jurassic Park (1993) while describing velociraptor intelligence.

She was velociraptoring through the call center all day until she got that new guy Bob on the phone. She got him to send her an email saying that she could have an extension on submitting the form even though it is not a deadline that we control. Now she has been on the phone with the director for an hour and has forwarded Bob's email all the way to the President.

by Eejeb November 21, 2023

Velociraptor

A species of animal that roamed all the way back in the Cretaceous Era. Their bodies were only 6-ft long and around 3-ft tall, but I’m leaning more towards Michael Crichton’s and Steven Spielberg’s raptors. These were intelligent pack hunters, able to communicate with each other via vocal commands like a bark or a trill. They had a long sharp dagger of a claw on their middle toe that they used to pry their catch open.

Alan: “Remember, you’re still alive when they (velociraptors) start to eat you.”

by Phantober April 17, 2024