vaguespeak

The art of talking in circles; speaking vaguely.

We had to use vaguespeak in the office in case our toxic boss was listening.

by blublideeblubblub November 6, 2025

valeska

valeska is short for the social media screen name valeskanyc who is a brand, Influencer, Entrepreneur, Impresario & Industrialist. Valeskanyc is a brand involved in Music, Entertainment & Finance. Valeskanyc is also linked with a payment processing bank & linked to a successful independent record label called SixCentz Records spawning 7 top 10 i-Tunes & Spotify hits in the Pop, Dance, R&B & Hip-Hop genres. Valeskanyc has a stake in several Bars, Lounges & clubs in the United States & South America. On the flip side, it is heavily rumored that Valeskanyc may or may not be involved in Organized Crime, specifically the Gambino Crime Family. It is rumored that Valeskanyc may also be a brand involved with South American & Russian Crime Syndicates, tied in to the South American Nightlife Industry.

lets not talk about valeskanyc, you're a valeska

by Iknoweverytingyouwishyoureally January 5, 2026

Jerk-Value

1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House

"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."

by Sugarrip July 1, 2009

Pirate Value

Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.

Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".

"Dude, check out that chick!"

"Nice!"

"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."

by Laneus August 23, 2009

Crossover Value

When speaking about music that has been remixed from one genre to another, it refers to the amount of potential the new remix has in pulling fans from the original genre base.

A Britney Spears track (primarily pop) is remixed from it's original genre to dubstep. The crossover value of the remix relates to how many people would like or be interested in the dubstep version because they know the original track.

DJs can sometimes get people interested in new genres by playing remixes of popular tracks they know, allowing them to relate to the music and the lyrics since they are familiar to the listener. The ability a remix has to pull in listeners from its original genre can be referred to as the 'crossover value' of the track

by noahFecks October 9, 2012

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

widget value

When trying to come up with a quick formula, the widget value is the basic quick number you can always plug in to the formula and the answer will be about right.

Our products range in price from $3.50 - $7.00 so if we want to estimate sales, let's just use a widget value of five bucks. If we sell 10,000 items, using our widget value of 5.00 that means we will have sales of $50,000.

by Phyllisolyn October 11, 2013