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valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.
Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"
by GlazeHer January 26, 2014
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Valentineitis

The feeling on Valentine's Day when you do not have a Valentine, but your friends do.

Usually, the person is overcome by jealousy and depression.
A: "Hey bro, you got a Valentine?"
B: "Nah, I'm going to have a really bad case of Valentineitis when I think about what you and Sally are going to be doing.."
by Zakul February 13, 2008
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Valentine's Day

Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.

Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.

Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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Bobs and Vagene

Indian men online asking to see boobs and vagina aka bobs and vagene
Any female on omegle: sksksksk

Indian Male: show bobs and vagene
by Oochiefakfak April 10, 2021
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Valentine

Being someone's valentine means you adorn that person with love, flowers, chocolate, smiles... frikken unicorns, kisses, fun times and oral sex
by BEEutiful February 12, 2015
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I'm So Over Valentine's Day

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.
I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.
by NonnaK March 1, 2011
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Bullet for My Valentine

Great Metalcore band. Signed by Trustkill Records in the USA. Currently touring the US. Their lyrics do have an emo side. They however, are NOT emo. And the people who listen to them are definitely NOT emo. Go to their concert, look and see. I saw 1 fat goth guy. No emos. The rest were crazed highschool metalheads.
BFMV Fan: *listening to music*

Asshole: What ya listening to?

BFMV Fan: Bullet for My Valentine

Asshole: Go cut urself emo child.

BFMV Fan: *beats the living shit out of the asshole*

Asshole: *cries in corner*

BFMV Fan: Who's the emo now bitch!?

Asshole: *Takes a gun to his head*
by Metal Head 555, not 666 June 28, 2007
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