Valentineitis 

The feeling on Valentine's Day when you do not have a Valentine, but your friends do.

Usually, the person is overcome by jealousy and depression.

A: "Hey bro, you got a Valentine?"
B: "Nah, I'm going to have a really bad case of Valentineitis when I think about what you and Sally are going to be doing.."

Valentineitis by Zakul February 13, 2008

Valentinitis

a serious condition when couples in love show ;

1.signs of PDAs (public displays of affection)
2.loving gazes into each others eyes
3.exchange of gifts
4.flowers roses for the women
5.romantic dinner plans
6.spending some 1 on 1 time alone

note:for some this is just another over hyped advertised holiday

"sighhhhh.....<3.....it's valentine's day"

"cant wait to see my boyfriend/husband"

"those flowers/roses are for me :D" "xoxo"

"i love you sweety baby boo boo bear <3"

"xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox infinity"

||~~~~~"my o my that is some serious valentinitis"~~~~~||

/////||~~~and they lived happily ever after~~~||\\\\\

Valentinitis by faiiiiiryGodDuster February 14, 2008