VPILF

Sarah Palin, as in "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck"

Tom: If McCain wins the election, this nation sure is going to have one serious VPILF!!

Dick: No shee-yit.

Harry: You could say the same thing if Obama wins. Joe Biden is hot!

Tom and Dick: You fag!!!

by Billy Chill October 21, 2008

vpilf

Term meaning "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck." Since we have never had a female vice president there has never been a VPILF, but Sarah Palin's candidacy has led to the creation of this term.

If Sarah Palin were elected, she would be a VPILF. But still a horrible vice president.

by KnightWhoSaysNi October 30, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. From the website www.vpilf.com

Sarah Palin is so not a VPILF.

by ObamaGirl October 31, 2008

VPN

Something depressed kids in boarding schools use to get past the school firewall to uhh do some things....

I bet that kid in the boarding school has a VPN.

by Barbirgirlfan69 May 17, 2022

M.V.P

Most Valuable Prick- a person who is such a prick they deserve an M.V.P

(Jeff) HEY bill did you see that new guy from work today?? (Bill) ohh my god yea he is an ass. (Jeff) yea he is an M.V.P

by squareseb October 27, 2009

VPilf

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck; Sarah Palin, the inexperienced Alaskan governor running for VP. She likes to hunt, drill in the name of God, is for abstinence only sex education, and is against abortion, even in cases of rape or incest.

In the unfortunate event that John McCain is elected, at least the VPilf Sarah Palin is nice to look at.

by WhySoCereal? October 23, 2008

V.P.I.L.F.

A Vice-President I would like to f***. One who is gloriously banging and will bring change to this nation by making 13 year old boys avid fans of Presidential Politics

"Dude did you see McCain's vp pick?"

"Yeah man Sarah Palin's banging, a real V.P.I.L.F."

by V.P.I.L.F. lover October 25, 2008