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twilight

A book, that people either really like, or hate with a passion. It is written by Stephenie Meyer, and is about a vampire, Edward Cullen, who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human .

It was made into a really sucsessful film in 2008.
Everyone is really obsessed with it, even if they hate it. They will try to search for every bad thing about it, and spend lots of time making a 'I hate Twilight' website, when they could just ignore it, and get on with their lives.
They also try to make fun of Twilight fans, saying they are 'Really fat and pathetic' or are Emo. This isn't true.
Some Twilight fans know Edward isn't real, and is weird and stalker-like. People don't know this. They also think Bella tried to kill herself in New Moon. She didn't.
Person 1: Oh my God! I hate Twilight!

Person 2: I know! I saw your 'I hate Twilight' website! Its really good!

Person 3: No! Twilight is AMAZING!

Person 4: Yeah, I know you idiots!

Person 5: All of you just shut up! Stop obsessing over it!
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twilight

Morley's cat.
Morley: oops, I sat on Twilight again.
by ZhaoYun May 4, 2004
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Twilight

Something you should use when tiolet paper/fire wood is not found.
twilight crap book
by Heavenlymo May 26, 2009
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Twilight

The title of a book and movie, they are stupid and everyone is trying to copy their movie.
Your not a vampire from twilight dammit! stop the obsession.
by K-99800 October 16, 2009
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Twilighting

To go down on a woman who has her period.
My blood lusty, hornified self was satisfied by twilighting this chick.
by MisoHoney September 14, 2011
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Twilight

The soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall. And I guess that there's also a book or something that a bunch of idiots either love or hate. Not being an idiot, I don't care either way.
The twilight has a certain sense of peace to it, ironically considering all the "TWILIGHT RULEZ!" "NO TWILIGHT SUXX!" crap on the internet.
by Kahran042 October 10, 2010
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Twilight

A horrible piece of literature. It kills brain cells and makes women turn into pedophiles. Most of the fans cannot write with good grammar or spelling and their vocabulary is lacking, to say the least.

Edward is a hundred-something vampire who's doesn't drink human blood and glitters.

Jacob is a boy who seems to not know what a shirt is and he falls in love with a child. Pedophile. He also turns into a huge brown wolf when he gets angry.

Bella is a dull girl torn between necrophilia and bestiality.

If you want something that has a better plot and character development, read things like Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Dante Valentine Series by Lilith Saintcrow, or your local newspaper.
Twihard- OMG EDWAAAARDD! He's SoooooooOoOOo hawt!

Random person- Oh no. Get a life!

Twihard- Twilight iz mia life!!1!! I'm MRS. CULLEEENN!

Random person #2- Did someone stop her medication?
by funnyfarmer July 8, 2011
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