Jaime Turner

A fact that becomes a legend, which then becomes a myth, but does not get lost in time!
God like being, unable to die, has extreme strength and an unnatural to ability to get women to want him.

"Woah...that Jaime Turner is a legend!"
"No....He's a goddamn Myth dude!"

by Jaime T January 21, 2009

Illinois Turn Signal

When a driver from Illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. Usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity.

The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.

Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.

Two guys in a car: one from Wisconsin, the other from Illinois.

Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.

by TheSchnauf November 14, 2011

Pizza Hut turn

(verb) In larger American cities it means taking a right hand turn at a street's intersection instead of using the normal right hand turn sleeve. Often done by delivery drivers (without a GPS) who need to pull up to an intersection and check a street name before committing to making a turn on a busy street.

More rarely called a "Domino's turn."

Feddy was running late and his frustration was compounded by a back-up in the right turn sleeve. In a desperate effort to speed things up he decided to make a Pizza Hut turn.

by b1-66er April 29, 2008

poo-turn

When one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the anus, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.

Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.

It was quite embarrassing having to make a poo-turn from the urinal to the stall at the office.

by SHLA May 20, 2011

turned on

sexually excited, sexually aroused, sexually stimulated

I'll bet he was turned on when he saw her with her pants down. We all know he is a pervert.

by Light Joker November 6, 2005

keyboard turner

In WoW there are two ways you can turn your character. You can use the keys you have bound to spinning left/right, or you can use the mouse. The mouse has no maximum spin speed, whereas the keys only spin the same speed every time. A player who is using the mouse will, as a result, be able to get behind a player using the keys. A whole host of bad things happen when your opponents can get behind you reliably (You can't dodge, block, or parry, some spells have facing requirements, etc). Its also just much worse in general because of the speed difference. Generally, if you are key board turning you are also clicking your abilities with the mouse rather using keys, which in turn is also slower. So, in essence, keyboard turning makes you less agile and slower to react, and the difference is quite noticable to those who know what to look for.

Just think of a keyboard turner as WoW's version of a mouth breather and you're pretty much there.

by grunch November 4, 2009

Turn up the Man

When a man needs inspiration to overcome a hurdle which they may be lacking bravery to face

When speaking to a male friend who refuses to jump off a cliff into ice cold water, after you have just jumped, you say "Turn up the Man"

by theonewish April 22, 2010