An apologist for dictatorial regimes with atrocious records on human rights, so long as those countries are not the US. A person who thinks that because the US is flawed, and has done bad things, that that means that countries that are or have traditionally been our adversaries (generally communist countries) are actually perfectly fine places to live, and everything bad that you hear about them is a Western lie. Someone who goes beyond just being a communist or socialist, into defending some truly awful regimes, a tankie throws out the baby with the bathwater.
John thinks Stalin was awesome, says China isn't oppressing the Uyghurs, and believes that everything bad you hear about North Korea is a lie that the American media wants you to believe. John is a tankie.
by q359 March 2, 2023
Get the tankie mug.A synonym for 'Harry Potter' or 'Boy Wizard' when used as a noun. A tankhive2 usually looks like a dead animal carcass, but with glasses on can strongly resemble a wizard.
tankhive2 can also be used as a verb for being a homosexual.
tankhive2 can also be used as a verb for being a homosexual.
Look at that ugly boy with the big glasses over there conjuring spells, he must be tankhive2.
You're a tankhive2 if you wear pink wizard robes to the Yule Ball.
You're a tankhive2 if you wear pink wizard robes to the Yule Ball.
by Albus Dumbledore January 9, 2008
Get the tankhive2 mug.a layer of fat that is below the waistline and covers the genitals of females... this "tank dog" is only found on very large and obese women
by ballams January 28, 2008
Get the tank dog mug.an adjective used to describe something thats amazing in bulk or as powerful as something that runs of diesel. or just used to describe something amazing.
used commonly in northern ohio
used commonly in northern ohio
by zygorff November 10, 2009
Get the tank diesel mug.A Tankietank is a rare species of Shower Goblin that enters your bathroom through the toilet. You cannot prepare for this intrusion as you may be in the shower, brushing your teeth or simply in the room next door. You never know when he is going to bubble his way up to the surface. If you suspect you have a Tankietank stalking you look out for the signs of puddles the size of flippers in the places that you have recently been. If you encounter this creature it will most likely be wearing a Snorkel, Flippers, Goggles and have a Mixmaster on its back.
DO NOT: Make any sudden movements.
DO NOT: Attempt to get him back in the toilet - This will anger the creature and provoke an attack.
DO NOT: Make any sudden movements.
DO NOT: Attempt to get him back in the toilet - This will anger the creature and provoke an attack.
Jill: *in the shower*
-*gurgling sounds*
Jill:*HOLY SH*T WHAT THE F*CK AHH*
Jill:*gets dragged down toilet by the Tankietank*
-*gurgling sounds*
Jill:*HOLY SH*T WHAT THE F*CK AHH*
Jill:*gets dragged down toilet by the Tankietank*
by Milkmaster123 August 14, 2010
Get the Tankietank mug.1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!
by DakotaJay March 14, 2008
Get the Douche Tanker mug.A state of rowdy drunkedness in which an individual is unaffected by the repercussions of their behavior; generally accompanied by cheap beer, rot gut whiskey, and sing-along outlaw country tunes.
Man, I was totally hank tanked when I puked in that beer can!
That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!
He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!
He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
by southbound1 December 21, 2010
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