Definitions by ballams

opposite wingman 

The opposite of a wingman, he is there to stop you from getting laid. He is usually employeed before going out drinking, when you have a wife or girlfriend that you are tyring not to cheat on... AKA O-Dub

Me: "Hey dude i think im going to talk to that whore over there with the fuck me boots on."
O-Dub: "As your opposite wingman i would strongly advise against that "

opposite wingman by ballams January 14, 2011

ny kwon do 

style of fighting only used when the sun is down. very similar to tae kwon do, but usually with alcohol involved.

russ was laughing at randalls shirt so randall used his
expert skills in ny kwon do and kicked his ass.

ny kwon do by ballams February 3, 2008

tank dog 

a layer of fat that is below the waistline and covers the genitals of females... this "tank dog" is only found on very large and obese women

holy shit dude did you see the tank dog on that bitch

tank dog by ballams January 28, 2008