toppi

One who is either:
a) Still tied to the apron strings
b) A future priest
c) A little pussy
d) Short
e) A bitch
or f) All of the above

Gee, that short bitch Toppi is still living at home and he's 34, what a little bitch.

by Brad March 19, 2005

toppies

slang or nick name for myspace 'Top Friends'

"alexandor, why am i out of ya toppies?"

by juliamonfries August 5, 2008

Topped

Toped - as high as you can be with no further highness

Bro... I'm totally topped topped right now.

by 2006Babes August 2, 2017

Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

Toppings

Toppings are assigned to KOOL people. (that's with "k")
Your topping depends on you and your personality.
It also depends on how you relate to the people/person who assigns it to you.

-What should Indiana Jones's topping be!?
It should be something just like sprinkles, thats NOT sprinkles.
-What should Tanner's topping be!?
He isn't a topping.
He is The Ice Cream.
Gelato, to be exact.
toppings

by peachykeenjillybean June 14, 2009

toppin' some g's

makin the $$$ aka: working

me: yo whats up?
you: i just be toppin some g's.

by jake August 18, 2004

Topped Out

When you're sucking a dick and the dick hits the back of your throat

That blonde pole monkey with the pretty blue eyes topped out on my dick and choked

by Matt Reese March 28, 2015