toolshed

A large gathering of tools

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.

by Ron Tacandong May 9, 2014

70 tons of pure democracy

Used to define american imperialism and their obsession with the democracy export, often linked to images of powerful weaponry

Do you see this tank? 70 tons of pure democracy son!

by 3divi May 13, 2015

Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.

Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.

by reginald molehusband October 20, 2016

Tooks

Someone that you can't live without, the girl of your dreams and the freak of your fantasties. She is that "it" girl, independent and charming, every mother love her and all the men want her.

"I need me a Tooks, she's perfect"

by Da kid Shawn November 13, 2011

tons

The infinite quantity of love one can have and/or express for another.

"I thought you said you couldn't measure love.".."You can in tons.".."BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fucking hell Dane, I love you tons!"

by giggitty goooo March 21, 2007

tooned

Getting so high to where you feel like you're in a cartoon.
marijuana high tuned bong weed ganja turnt

Dude Adam we got so tooned last night of that fire weed

by Star_of_david September 12, 2016

shit tons

a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload

Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!

by Nene Fred July 7, 2006