Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe

Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged

by The_dawg June 4, 2019

peeing tool

Penis

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”

by JagBomb September 13, 2020

Show 'em my toolbox

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.

My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.

by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists

The ultimate survival tool is so idiotic

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 17, 2020

A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden

Ur suach A real tool

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

Tool-bag

A combination of the common cut-downs "tool" and "duesch bag"...a very annoying or otherwise repulsive indivitual who assumes he is a part of a group of friends when that group of friends actually dispizes that person.

Tom Lewis is a tool-bag, why the hell does he open is mouth.

by Josh Lucas February 19, 2006