toobing

The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.

Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.

by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022

Troginollacly

Means basically and technically.

‘No don’t blame this on me troginollacly it was her!’

by aava.cx April 16, 2022

Toobin’ off

When you masturbate at your desk during a zoom meeting.

He got horny during a this zoom meeting and now he’s in there Toobin’ off

by Diabeetus Maximus May 7, 2022

Toolin

Coined from California Rapper Dr.Dre and Eazy Es Boyz n The Hood lyric "niggas out here workin construction leavin hammers in dey tag, gettin rubbed by a foo da wrong way keepin mouths shut, Press no niggas but b toolin fo a bag"

He was pissed but was toolin other wise man's woulda let you know

by Dre residing June 11, 2022

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

toeginerty

the state of never having had sexual mouth action with toes

"dad i lost my toeginerty to my brother.."

by bigchorizopapi291 December 13, 2022

Todging Around

To be a bit of a nincompoop in a very imprudent manner; to dilly-dally in a way reminiscent of a todger.

Oi, you! Stop todging around you little nincompoop! I'm tired of your whippersnapping.

by someone at your school May 26, 2023