Usually people named tanner have an obsession with a man named Dababy. Dababy is a very hot person who says "Lets gooooo" And "Ha"
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by Kitschdoll October 16, 2008
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Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
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Get the Metric Fuck Tonne mug.Tanner is a dumbass. Extremely small penis, very large in body mass though. Likes to punch people very softly in the throat when drunk. Headbutts like a mofo. Scares small children, even though he only wants to touch them softly. Not headbutt them. Enjoys lofl.
"Man you see Tanner? All he wanted to do is molest the small boy, but the boy ran away!"
"Probly thought a headbutt was comin his way."
"Probly thought a headbutt was comin his way."
by tanner yo October 23, 2008
Get the Tanner mug.A gang in Southern Rhode Island. Inventors of the term "oh sittt," this gang has been known to be ruthless in the streets. To this day, they have ripped off 19 body parts of opposing gangstas. Members include The Infamous $toner, Jay-Jay, Parrrrrrot, The Numba One Stunna (NOS), The Lo-Pro(file) Gangsta (LPG), Styles, Peenut Budder, Jelly, Just Blais, and K-Cop. Just make sure when you are going through Southern Rhode Island, you have your AK-49 with you.
Aw, dawg, yesterday the a-Towners came into my hood, took every wallet in my house, ate all our food, and made out with my girlfriend, just before shootin out all the windows with their nines.
by The Infamous $toner April 15, 2005
Get the a-Towners mug.The guy that will say he "loves you" - but he is a bunch of lies!!!! once he get bored with you he will move on to the next girl and ruin her life too. once you break up he will probably hook up with your best friends older sister and will eventually ruin her life too. HE is a big FAT liar, and a waste of your time! do not trust ANYONE with the name tanner.
ps he often smells like dog shit and talks crap on everybody OH and he has the biggest ego and thinks he is all cool meanwhille EVERYBODY hates him.
ps he often smells like dog shit and talks crap on everybody OH and he has the biggest ego and thinks he is all cool meanwhille EVERYBODY hates him.
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