toad's dad

this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well

why is toad's dad a son fucking wierdo

by kinger splash February 6, 2005

Toad

Something you call anyone that has contracted Genitial warts , so your friends know not to have sex with them

*hot girl walks up*
guy 1: Hey whats up ... by the way this is my friend toad.
guy 2: you son of a bitch
guy 1: HAHAHAHA
hot girl: huh whats toad?

by wesley =) November 13, 2006

what a toad!

an euphemism that suggests one has a larger body size, due to over indulging on many occasions or even practices over indulging daily"

Heather said " I ate two chocolate chip cookies after my breakfast" Travis chuckled and replied, "what a toad!"

by Travis Jenkinson November 12, 2010

toad

a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness

omg he's sucha toad! he just wants it all the time.

by jblo February 10, 2007

toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

toad

(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.

"That was some bomb toad."

by meanmidget April 15, 2004

toad

Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"

Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)

by obus August 5, 2006